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第464章 茶艺大师,在线授课!(第2页)

                
            



            
            
                “不是吧大班长,你长这么大,没看过小电影?”
                
            



            
            
                纪心言惊了。
                
            



            
            
                林白辞整个人都麻了,起身要走。
                
            



            
            
                这他妈怎么回答?
                
            



            
            
                说看过?
                
            



            
            
                不证明自己是老涩批吗?
                
            



            
            
                说没看过?
                
            



            
            
                纪心言要蠢到什么程度才会信?
                
            



            
            
                而且这种虎狼之词,林白辞实在不想听了。
                
            



            
            
                “诶,诶,开个玩笑而已,班长就这点胸襟?”
                
            



            
            
                茶妹看到玩过了,赶紧道歉:“我错了,大班长,我以咖啡代酒,给你赔不是了!”
                
            



            
            
                “不用!”
                
            



            
            
                林白辞被纪心言扯着,走不了,而且茶妹这熊,都压我胳膊上了好吗?
                
            



            
            
                大不大不知道,触感挺好的!
                
            



            
            
                “其实我是觉得你亏,你这包但凡送其他女生,至少上三垒没问题,要是嘴巴甜点,四垒也不是不可能。”
                
            



            
            
                纪心言试探林白辞:“普通女生,我知道你看不上,但是白皎,不差吧?那个皮肤白的,嫩的,我都想舔一口!”
                
            



            
            
                “我不缺女人!”
                
            



            
            
                林白辞开始反击,拿奢侈品砸女人?
                
            



            
            
                俗!
                
            



            
            
                本饿神是被砸的那个好么!
                
            



            
            
                不过说实话,白皎的确挺白的,正所谓一白遮百丑,再加上颜值本来不差,和纪心言并称电气双花。
                
            



            
            
                “先听我说完,白皎其实对你印象还可以,但是她家庭出身一般,目标是找个金龟婿,身价不用太多,二千万就行!”
                
            



            
            
                纪心言用肩膀撞了撞林白辞:“你只要稍稍展现实力,过不了几天就只能吃饺子了。”
                
            



            
            
                “放心,我帮你检查过了,饺子绝对是雏儿!”
                
            



            
            
                “那你呢?”
                
            



            
            
                林白辞好奇:“对男朋友的要求是几千万?”
                
            



            
            
                “我?”
                
            



            
            
                纪心言显然想过这个问题,都不带犹豫的:“只要我喜欢的,我做鸡养他都行!”
                
            



            
            
                说完,茶妹又靠在了林白辞身上。
                
            



            
            
                “怎么样?给我个养你的机会?”
                
            



            
            
                “放心,我也是第一次!”
                
            



            
            
                林白辞听着纪心言的话,笑了笑:“别闹了,我不可能娶你,甚至不可能公开你是我女朋友!”
                
            



            
            
                “为什么?”
                
            



            
            
                纪心言好奇:“难不成你是富家大少,家里给你安排了妻子?”
                
            



            
            
                “不是,我承认我对你有兴趣!”
                
            



            
            
                废话,没兴趣就不会来见你,也不会给你买礼物了:“你要是想打扑克,我无所谓,但是我提起裤子绝对不认账!”
                
            



            
            
                旁边的几桌情侣,已经没心情聊天了,都竖着耳朵,兴致勃勃地偷听林白辞和纪心言的聊天。
                
            



            
            
                这是什么狗男女?
                
            



            
            
                男生们都觉得林白辞蠢,那个女孩挺漂亮的,你就不能先甜言蜜语的她,等打完扑克了再说实话?
                
            



            
            
                女生们倒是觉得林白辞挺真诚的。
                
            



            
            
                虽然渣,
                
            



            
            
                但是渣的明明白白。
                
            



            
            
                “……”
                
            



            
            
                纪心言看着林白辞的眼睛,沉默了,因为她意识到,林白辞再说真的,然后她的心情就格外的低落和难受。
                
            



            
            
                虽然纪心言经常茶言茶语,但是也渴望一个人爱她,对她好,但是没想到,自己第一个有好感的男生,居然是个渣男。
                
            



            
            
                只想吃,不想负责任。
                
            



            
            
                淦了!
                
            



            
            
                茶妹的心情低落,也就几分钟,半杯咖啡没喝完,又活跃了起来:“我要是怀了孕,你是让我打掉,还是生下来?”
                
            



            
            
                管他呢,先逗逗大班长再说。
                
            



            
            
                看直男发窘也是很有趣的。
                
            



            
            
                “谁的?”
                
            



            
            
                林白辞一愣:“我的?”
                
            



            
            
                老实说,这个问题挺刁钻的,他没考虑过。
                
            



            
            
                “废话,我纪心言也是有操守的,当然是谁的孩子找谁要抚养费?”
                
            



            
            
                纪心言一哼,小熊一挺,
                
            



            
            
                还挺骄傲。
                
            



            
            
                “当然,能让我纪心言心甘情愿给他生孩子的,目前就你一个!”
                
            



            
            
                纪心言笑着,又用肩膀碰了碰林白辞:“快说,你打算怎么办?我觉得以你的性格,肯定给我一、两千万的安家费吧?”
                
            



            
            
                “四个亿吧?”
                
            



            
            
                林白辞说完,就呸呸呸,瞪了纪心言一眼。
                
            



            
            
                妈的,把自己都带偏了。
                
            



            
            
                “哇,四个亿耶?”
                
            



            
            
                纪心言一脸激动,两只小手像海豹鼓掌一样,仿佛这笔钱已经拿到手了。
                
            



            
            
                林白辞一脑门黑线。
                
            



            
            
                “不过为什么是四个亿?”
                
            



            
            
                纪心言好奇。
                
            



            
            
                林白辞拒绝回答,总不能说,是把大学四年挣得薪水,都给你吧?
                
            



            
            
                “其实四百万就行,不少了!”
                
            



            
            
                纪心言朝着林白辞抛了个媚眼,脚尖磨蹭着林白辞的小腿:“要不咱们现在就去开房?”